Entries from November 2008

November 28, 2008

Bombay Jihad: The apes howl, bare their fangs, dance

The Obamassiah prophesied “Mumbai” in His masterpiece
UNDERGROUND
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
Another of The Master’s Scriptures

POP
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes,
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, [...]

November 28, 2008

Bombay! Bombay! Bombay!

MUSLIM TERRORISTS
What, are we all supposed to say “Mumbai Sapphire” now? How come there are no demands to pronounce Roma, Pari[s], Moskva, Beograd, 東京都 [Toukyou-to], 北京 [Běijīng] or London (Londres?) properly? Come on! The governor of California can’t even pronounce his own state’s name properly, but we’re all supposed to change the names for Calcutta, [...]

November 28, 2008

Thai airport occupiers only allow Muslims to fly

From The Nation
Thai protesters have been occupying Bangkok’s international airport, grounding all flights except those carrying a majority of Muslims. An airport official said the Flight IR809 of the Iran Airlines will leave the Suvarnabhumi International Airport at 11:10 am Wednesday to fly 416 Thai Muslims to Saudi Arabia, via Tehran.

November 27, 2008

“Kill Your Baby for Christmas!” What better way to celebrate the Nativity?

What an evil and disgusting nation the United States has become . . .
What can you expect from a people who could elect a Satanic homicidal maniac to the highest office in the land?

MATTERS OF LIFE AND DEATH
Outrage over Planned Parenthood Christmas ‘gift’ cards
‘It is difficult to think of a more tasteless, ghoulish thing to [...]

November 26, 2008

What the 碗糕 is the Republic of China?

Tailingua News, 14 November 2007:
As any intrepid Taiwanese reporter knows, on a slow news day it’s worth sticking a microphone in the face of the Minister for Education, Tu Cheng-sheng, to see what he might blurt out. The plainspoken Tu has gained a reputation for his gaffes, such as getting CNN and the NCC (National [...]

November 26, 2008

Opera: The Black-Bearded Bible Man

Tailingua News
A major production of an opera five years in the making is happening this week in Taipei.  The Black Bearded Bible Man is a bilingual English-Taiwanese production chronicling the life of the Reverend George Leslie Mackay (1844-1901), a Canadian missionary and one of the best-known foreigners in Taiwan’s history.
Mackay was responsible for founding [...]

November 25, 2008

Pre-Teen Killer “Nevada-Tan”

Sasebo Elementary School, Sasebo, Nagasaki Prefecture, 2004.06.01:
11-year-old “Girl A” ["Nevada-Tan" ネバダたん / Tsuji Natsumi 辻菜摘?] attacked her classmate, 12-year-old Mitarai Satomi 御手洗怜美, and slashed at her throat and arms with a box-cutter until Satomi-chan collapsed due to massive blood loss. Girl-A returned to her classroom, covered in blood, and Satomi died later that day.

Mitarai Satomi (the victim)
This incident has become known as The Sasebo [...]

November 22, 2008

University hires doubleplusungood Conversation Police

This is, like, so gay, it’s retarded!

Conversation cops step in to school students
CARLY WEEK, Globe & Mail, November 19, 2008
Your friend’s new fuchsia fedora might be hideous. But don’t call it gay, or you might get a language lesson from the conversation cops.
Students at Queen’s University who sprinkle their dialogue with an assortment of “homo” [...]

November 19, 2008

Bishop Romney & Auto Bailout: Flip-Flop # 5,327

WaPo 2008.01.16:
Romney has proposed a five-year, $20 billion-a-year effort to revitalize the ailing auto industry.
“Let Detroit go Bankrupt” by Mitt Romney, NYT 2008.11.19:
“If General Motors, Ford and Chrysler get the bailout that their chief executives asked for yesterday, you can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye.”

November 18, 2008

Proof that America deserves Obama

via Digital Publius

Obama’s win — what pushed him over the top — was the large number of Obama voters who normally have no interest in politics or voting. A combination of the celebrity/Obamassiah factor and  the racist vote [more than 95% of black citizens.] I doubt most of these people will [...]