September 10, 2008...6:00 pm

Ruralshire’s Inspector Gadget Speaks Out!

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From an interesting blog written by an anonymous front-line “Justice Facilitator”, giving P.C. Plod’s view of the Death of Britain:

One Of Our Bikes Is Missing

Perhaps David Cammeron would like to hug the person who stole his bike?

With one hand protecting the next generation of Benefit claimants, this wannabe gangsta communicates in the only way he knows.

Young Man, There’s A Place You Can Go

This is really no time to do the ‘YMCA’ dance.

As the brutal and sinister forces of law and order advance, actually, four unarmed Kent officers showing how aggressive they aren’t by not even wearing helmets. Protesters immediately hold up their arms to show that they use deodorant and can dance to YMCA.

The man in the orange looks particularly interested in the young officer to his front. Ahem… moving on swiftly.

That’s a pathetic ‘A’, from YMCA. “Book Her Sarge”

“Like, dem boys can book me for bad dancin’ yeah? I don’t fink so”

Oooops

My sources from Avon & Somerset, tell me that from the street Bobby’s point of view, the fire on the pier at Weston may not be such a bad thing.

Apparently it regularly attracts the worst kind of drunken Chavs, who “kick off” at the slightest opportunity. Also, the prices charged by the Eastern European “businessmen” who run the rides were extortionate.

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